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Forum Commenter’s Business Meeting Part Deux

In a follow up to what is (quite awesomely or quite sadly, depending on how you look at it) by FAR the most popular post on my blog, here is CollegeHumor’s follow-up to the HILARIOUS Forum Commenter’s Business Meeting.

I have to say, I prefer the first, but the sequel is damn funny too.

Same warning as the last time - if you have delicate sensibilities, don’t even THINK about hitting play. If you do…PWN3D! :D

Popularity: 9% [?]

You Might Be an Internet Marketer If…

This was a thread from the awesome Warrior Forum, and I thought I’d share the gems here :). A lot of them are paraphrased, but you get the idea.

So, here we go - YOU MIGHT BE AN INTERNET MARKETER IF…

  • It takes you twenty minutes to explain to people what you do for a living and they still don’t quite get it (hint from Melanie - tell them you’re a freelance writer :D )
  • You never know what day it is without checking.
  • When you wake up in the middle of the night and feel you MUST check your email on the way to the bathroom.
  • When you check your Clickbank and Adsense stats before you check your email.
  • You watch more YouTube videos on backlinks, conversion tracking and traffic generation than you do people getting injured.
  • When you get more emails from lists you’re subscribed to than people you actually know. And by a pretty wide margin, too. :)
  • You eat all your meals at your computer.
  • When you really *DO* “Make Money While You Sleep” :D
  • When you’re looking for the WSO section in Barnes and Noble.
  • When you go to a nightclub with at least 100 hot women and you think to yourself, “If I could just get a 1% conversion rate…”
  • You have an exotic parrot that’s learned to talk and it just keeps repeating “The money’s in the list, the money’s in the list,” over and over.
  • You feel lost when spending more than six or so hours away from your computer.
  • You have dreams about off-page optimization and latent semantic indexing.
  • When you know what all of the following mean - HTML, WSO, CSS, SEO, IM, PHP, WP, PR, ROI.
  • When people ask you how your Weight Loss or Dating is going, and you think they’re asking about your niches.
  • When people on five continents know your name but your neighbors don’t.

HERE ARE MINE -

  • When your friends tell you how “lucky” you are “not to have to work” and think you’re being petty when you try to explain that it wasn’t luck and it IS work.
  • When you actually scream out loud when MyBlogLog shows you that Liz Tomey visited your blog. :)
  • It boggles your mind to think that the population at large has NO IDEA why Google returns the results it does in the order they appear, and you find it difficult to remember when you were part of that population.
  • When you only really *need* to work 3 or 4 hours a day, but you spend 4 or 5 more reading and studying because you’re obsessed!

AND LASTLY….

  • When you think of all the things you “wanted to be when you grew up” as a kid, and none of them even come close to holding a candle to how amazing your life is now.

Popularity: 5% [?]

Forum Commenter’s Business Meeting

HILARIOUS video from College Humor - what a business meeting would be like if it were run like an internet marketing forum. :D

I will warn you - there is cussing. Don’t play it if you have delicate sensibilities.

Popularity: 30% [?]

Further Adventures of the “True Internet Marketer”

For people who liked the cartoon I posted yesterday, Rob has started a site with an ongoing “Internet Marketer” themed cartoon series.

Check it out at http://marketeradventures.blogspot.com

Enjoy!

*melanie

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A True Internet Marketer

This cartoon was posted by GRob324 at The Warrior Forum. Hilarious!

(I had to edit it to put the panels vertical so that it could be read…other than that, it’s original!) 

A True Internet Marketer

Popularity: 14% [?]

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